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  “I thought I was going to be too late,” a voice said from the other side of the creek. And there was Wanda, her market basket on her arm. She waved and came across the bridge.

  “Great job on finding the afghans, Wanda.” I held a square out to her. “This final bomb is going to be the bomb. We thought we’d go ahead and start. Here you go.”

  She ignored the square and put her basket down. “Where’s everyone else?”

  “They’ll be along,” Joe said, adding as he turned away, “Most of them.”

  I held the square out to her again.

  “No, no,” Wanda said. “I brought my own, a special one. I had to run back home and get this. I can’t believe I forgot it. It’s what I’ve been working on—my secret. Ernestine, I’ve kept it under wraps all this time.” She took a folded square from her basket. “I know Ardis wants to dedicate this whole shebang-shebomb to Hugh McPhee, but I’d like to dedicate this one square to my grandmother, Viola Moyes. She taught me everything I know about knitting and crocheting.” She held up a granny square in shades of purple.

  “What lovely work,” Ernestine said. “And a truly lovely idea. Put it right in the middle of the bridge, why don’t you, and we’ll space ours out on either side of it?”

  “You should have thought of that lovely idea,” a voice said in my ear. I shivered as Geneva laid a chummy arm across my shoulders. “You could have dedicated your yarn spewing to your dear, departed grandmother. Or to me. That would have been a truly lovely idea.”

  While the others spaced themselves along the bridge and got busy tying their squares to the balustrades, I held up my square as though I was looking it over. “We were getting worried about you guys,” I said quietly. “Are the others on their way?”

  “I did not wait to find out.”

  She took her arm from my shoulders and floated around so that she was between me and the square. It was close quarters and her serious face worried me. I lowered the square and took out my phone.

  “I rushed here to tell you important news,” she said.

  “What?”

  “I rushed here to tell you important news.”

  “Don’t play around, Geneva.” I saw Joe looking at me. I held my phone up for him to see and put it back to my ear. “What is it? What’s happened?”

  “Ardent could not see or hear me.”

  “That’s—”

  “I thought she was being rude and ignoring me whenever I said anything. Then I realized that she did not hear me and did not know I was there.”

  “That’s—”

  “And then I got bored because all the yarn they were strewing around just . . . sat. Really. But here is something more interesting than sedentary patches of yarn. Do you remember our discussion about yin and yang?” She repeated her over- and underarm movements of the other day.

  “Yes.”

  “Here is another example. Ardis did not know I was there, and then her old-as-dirt daddy and John’s creaky cranky brother were not there.”

  “What?”

  “She did not see me. Then she did not see them. Poof.” She illustrated the poof with her hands. “Both of them. Gone.”

  Chapter 21

  “Trouble?” Joe appeared as Geneva poofed her hands again, and I jumped. He was lucky I didn’t scream. “Is that Ardis?” he asked.

  I nodded and held a finger up to him, then spoke quietly into the phone, looking at Geneva. A calm voice would have been optimal, but I didn’t quite get there. “Tell me what happened,” I said. “Are Abby and John there? Where’s Darla?” Unfortunately for my less-than-stellar acting skills, while I peppered Geneva with those questions, my phone buzzed. I took it from my ear and looked at it. Joe looked at it, too.

  “If I am reading your screen correctly,” Geneva said, peering at it more closely than either of us, “that is Ardis.”

  I looked at Joe and shrugged. “No wonder she wasn’t answering my questions,” I said. “We got disconnected.” I pushed the TALK button. “Ardis?”

  While Ardis was being incoherent on my phone, Joe got a call. It was John. Joe seemed to be getting some sense out of John—sense that had him slipping his backpack off, taking out his flashlight and checking the batteries, putting the pack back on, and saying, “We’ll be there in five.”

  “Kath? Are you there?”

  I hadn’t been paying attention to Ardis. “I am. What’s going on? Hold on a sec, will you? Don’t hang up.”

  Joe had gone and spoken to Zach on the footbridge. Now the two of them were walking back toward me. Wanda had stopped working and followed them. Ernestine didn’t seem to have noticed that anything else was going on. She continued working on a square at the other end of the bridge. The misty shadow next to her was Geneva, who’d lost interest in me when I stopped talking to her.

  “Hold on, Ardis,” I said, again, then muffled the phone against my chest.

  “Zach and I are going to give John and Ardis a hand,” Joe said. “They’ve, uh . . .” He rubbed his temples. “They lost Hank and Ambrose. The two of them took off. Or Ambrose took off with Hank. They don’t know.” He held his hand up. To stop questions? He didn’t need to—I didn’t know where to begin asking questions. No wonder Ardis hadn’t been coherent.

  “Darla’s not there,” Joe said. “She got a call from work before this happened. Abby, Ardis, and John are okay, just confused about how they could lose the old guys so thoroughly. Zach and I’ll go see what we can do.”

  “We can come, too,” Wanda said. “More feet on the ground, isn’t that what they say? And the sooner we locate them, the better. How long have they been gone?”

  Joe held up his hand again. “Thanks, Wanda. What you say makes sense, but give us half an hour.”

  “And a lost half hour could make all the difference,” she said.

  “It’s what Ardis and John want.”

  “Call Cole if you don’t find them soon,” I said.

  “Yep.”

  “And call me when you know what’s going on. Let’s skip meeting up back at the shop. Unless we hear that you need our help, we’ll finish up here and call it a night.”

  They waved and took off into the dark. Geneva had floated back to my side and she waved after them.

  “But let’s not just call it a night,” she said. “We should call it a strange and eventful night. And here are two more events you might like to know about. Ardis is squawking against your breast and Ernestine has lost her crochet, hook and all, over the side of the bridge.”

  Sure enough, Ernestine was peering over the bridge railing and Ardis was obviously still on the line. I put the phone back to my ear. “Ardis? Ardis, Joe’s on his way.” I wasn’t sure she heard me.

  “—don’t think Ambrose will hurt him,” she was saying. “The two of them were getting along so well. But neither of them is competent to be out, and I’ll never forgive myself if anything happens to Daddy or to Ambrose if Daddy’s taken something into his head and dragged Ambrose along. But we don’t think Ambrose will hurt him.” She was slower and clearer by then, so I could follow her, but I got the feeling she’d been talking nonstop since we’d connected.

  “Stay on the line, Ardis. I want to know what’s happening. We’ll keep talking, okay? Here’s what we’re doing. We’re going to finish up bombing the bridge with the materials we have—” I looked at Wanda.

  “I finished my square,” she said. “If you don’t need me to look for the old me, then I’ll see you at Mel’s in the morning.”

  “Wanda’s going home,” I told Ardis. “We’ll plan to use the squares you have another time. Maybe even tomorrow night. Where are you, anyway?”

  “The other side of the library. John knitted what looks like several acres of oobleck from the Dr. Seuss book as a surprise for Thea, and we were spreading it around on the grass in front.”

 
While Ardis talked, I went back up onto the footbridge with Ernestine. She stared over the railing, her hands on her hips. Geneva hovered beside her, hands on her hips, too.

  “Thea’s going to love the oobleck, Ardis,” I said. “Ernestine will, too. I need to give her a hand, now.”

  “Right over the side they went,” Ernestine said. “And I don’t think I can get down there and make it back up.”

  “Did you hear that, Ardis? She lost her square and crochet hook over the side of the bridge.” “Lost” set Ardis off again.

  “How could we lose two grown men? We thought we could find them,” she streamed into my ear. “John and Abby and I, we all thought we could. I mean, how hard can it be to find two gimpy old men who think they’re out for a night in a town the size of a bath mat?”

  I let Ardis talk and got the flashlight from my backpack. I gave it to Ernestine and asked her to shine it where the hook and scissors fell.

  “The square will be easy enough to get,” she said, “but the crochet hook and my scissors might be harder to find in the reeds.”

  I looked at Geneva, raising my eyebrows in invitation. She folded her hands primly at her waist and made no move to come with me.

  “Try to avoid stepping on copperheads while you’re down there trailing through the mud,” she said helpfully, “and try not to worry the dear ducks and ducklings by crashing about.”

  “And we didn’t want to worry anyone,” Ardis was saying in my ear. “We didn’t want to alarm the rest of you or start a ruckus, especially with Ambrose the way he is—”

  I went down the steps at the far end of the bridge and made a wide circuit around the bushes planted along the bridge’s rock foundation. The embankment didn’t look too steep, but there were plenty of weeds and reeds between me and the area lit by the flashlight. The tall growth petered out farther along to my left and grass ran down to the bank and the gurgling creek. I decided to go that way and then walk along the water’s edge to get where I needed to be. And to avoid worrying the copperheads or stepping on ducks in the dark. Although maybe copperheads preferred the water’s edge, too. I didn’t know.

  “You’re sure you need the hook and scissors back?” I called to Ernestine.

  “I think I see the hook,” she said.

  “They are her favorites,” Geneva said.

  “Thank you, Kath,” Ernestine called.

  I waved back when she waved one of the crocheted squares, and gingerly picked my way to the water.

  “Is Joe there yet?” I asked Ardis.

  “He, Zach, Abby, and John have spread out to look. I’m staying put in case the old reprobates follow their own trail back this way.”

  The closer I got to the footbridge, walking along the creek bank, the narrower the bank became. And there were two or three narrow trails leading into the tall reeds and weeds. Not as narrow as snakes.

  “Vernon and I used to sit on that creek bank in the moonlight,” Ardis said. “Until Daddy caught us one night. But the creek looks real pretty these days, don’t you think?”

  “Oh yeah.”

  The town parks department had been working with a University of Tennessee naturalist to rehabilitate the creek, after years of it being straightened and channeled and run through culverts. It certainly looked good and natural, and now that I could smell the mud, I thought that must be very natural, too—but I was beginning to appreciate Thea’s feelings toward a natural creek environment.

  Ernestine’s square was caught on cockleburs—cockleburs that were now caught in my socks and my sleeves. I pulled the square free and tucked it under my arm, no doubt transferring cockleburs there, too. We’d assumed the crochet hook and scissors had fallen nearby, but what Ernestine thought was the hook, and was shining the light on, turned out to be a bicycle spoke.

  “John says the hardest part about looking after Ambrose is that he’s unpredictable,” Ardis said.

  “Unpredictable can be scary.”

  “Boy howdy.”

  Ardis kept talking. I made listening noises and kept looking. Had the square caught a breeze and fluttered when it fell? Not that there was much of a breeze, and the crochet wasn’t like a piece of paper or even lightweight cotton. But the hook and scissors wouldn’t have fluttered at all. They would have dropped straight down, and I was a yard or so out from the bridge. I turned around and inched my way back toward it, parting the reeds and weeds, and studying the ground as I went. I was beginning to think I should have given Ernestine the phone and brought the flashlight down with me.

  “Shine the light straight down,” I called. I’d seen something, but the light wasn’t quite strong enough.

  “John also says Ambrose has that very strong antagonism that some lawyers develop toward the police,” Ardis was saying. “He blamed them for some of the cases he lost.”

  “Did you lose two squares down here, Ernestine?”

  Had I lost my mind, coming down here? It was hard to tell. It was hard to tell what I saw, too. But there was something under the graceful arch of the footbridge, in the dark, not quite hidden by the reeds. I moved closer. Striped or striped by shadows . . . but if it wasn’t a crocheted square . . . was it . . . striped . . . socks?

  “Ambrose got in trouble for kicking a deputy in the shin after losing one of the cases.”

  “Ardis—”

  “Well, if he reacted like that when he was compos mentis, now that his cogs are slipping you can see why we didn’t want to call the police if we didn’t have to, can’t you?”

  “We have to call them now, Ardis. I need to hang up and call the police now.”

  Chapter 22

  But I couldn’t hang up from Ardis until I told her it wasn’t her daddy dead under the bridge. Or Ambrose.

  “Gladys Weems, Ardis,” I whispered into the phone. “Oh my God, I think it’s Pokey’s little old mother in her blue vest.”

  “And you’re sure she’s—”

  “No, I need to check. And I need to call nine-one-one—”

  “Kath, you need to stop, breathe, and listen to me. Are you doing that?”

  “I’m standing here breathing, but that’s not good enough—”

  “Kath, I didn’t take Red Cross CPR training for nothing. First thing, tell one of the others to make the call. Tell someone specifically. Assign it so you know it’s done.”

  “There’s only Ernestine left.”

  “Then tell her.”

  Ernestine had already caught on that something wasn’t right, but hadn’t heard the muffled details. I gave the two most important details now—a body, under the bridge. When she heard them, Ernestine dropped the flashlight into the reeds at my feet. Geneva swirled down next to me while Ernestine made the call. Then, with Geneva beside me, I picked up the dropped flashlight and shone it on Gladys.

  “I’m going to see if there’s anything I can do for her,” I said to Ardis.

  “No, stop. The next thing you’re supposed to do is make sure the scene is safe. Or . . . maybe that was supposed to come first. Now I’m confused.”

  “I’m going now.”

  I started forward, Geneva still beside me, but stopped and whispered to her, “You can’t, by any chance, tell from here if she’s gone, can you?”

  “I am sorry, no.”

  Gladys hadn’t moved in the minutes I dithered. I’d seen no rise and fall of breath. There were also no broken reeds near her, nothing to indicate that she’d reached the low space under the end of the bridge from this side. She must have walked or crawled in from the other side.

  She lay facedown, her feet in their striped socks toward me, her arms over her head, as though . . . maybe someone had dragged her. I couldn’t see her face, and was glad of that. Given her position and location, even with my flashlight I wasn’t sure I would see breaths. Especially shallow or dying breaths. I crouched and crab-walked
sideways, awkwardly, farther under the bridge to get nearer to her head, to get close enough to feel for a pulse in her neck.

  But getting my fingertips on a blood vessel in her throat wasn’t going to be easy, maybe even impossible. A narrow length of crochet, in brighter stripes than her socks, was wrapped around and around her neck, around and around and twisted, twisted, twisted tight at her nape with a large crochet hook.

  So instead of laying my fingertips on the side of Gladys’ neck to feel for the beat of her heart, I sucked in a breath and made myself touch the crochet. I didn’t understand or like the eerie jolt of someone else’s emotions running through me—but if I couldn’t feel her pulse or her breath, then maybe I could sense her dying emotions. I brushed my fingers against the crochet—didn’t want to, but felt I should, felt . . . laughter? Derision. Disdain. Horrified surprise.

  I must have whimpered into the phone. Ardis asked several times what I saw, but I didn’t answer. Geneva swirled against me, as though to push me away from the body. She couldn’t physically push, but her billowing was just as effective. I scooted backward, away from her and to get out of the dark under that bridge, but then Geneva suddenly swirled around behind me, blocking my way out—unless I wanted to move straight through her, and that I did not want to do.

  “Her socks,” Geneva said in a low voice. “Touch them, too. Go on. See what you feel. Do it before the police get here.”

  If a siren wailed in the distance, I didn’t hear it. I only heard Geneva urging me over and over to touch Gladys’ socks. I didn’t want to do that any more than I’d wanted to pass through Geneva’s misty form.

  “The deaths might be connected,” Geneva said. “You have a gift. Use it.”